NEW CD OUT AUGUST 1ST. WEBSITE NOW HAS A FORUM. UPDATED WEBSITE AUGUST 1ST

Hello to fans and hello to friends, when you hang with Ill Mitch the fun never ends.
Welcome to the Ill Mitch fan club, a place where everyone can profess their love of Ill Mitch, the Russian Rapping Wonder.
Love Ill Mitch? Then you should join this club. It's more fun than playing laser tag using flour. Admit it, you got tagged...by the laser...
Never heard of Ill Mitch? GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK! He's "sensational". Go to his website for laughs and fun. [link]
Want to join? Send a note.

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BRAND NEW NEWS FROM ILL MITCH:

July 9th 2005
Hello to fan . Today I have happy feeling because new CD is ready and many fan have been join Spread Team. This mean that maybe my dream will a come true that I become most famous rap man on earth. I say thank to you true fan.

Last night I do a fun time at barn in the field where pretty barn girls tell me they love my raps. But get in feud with one barn man who did not think I am able to punch hole in barn wall. It was ok "because" that man was only cop in area so once he was uncapable nobody could do arrest on me. After this went back to city. Message to herminita. It was fun thank you fan.

Talk Area have problem but I get a croatian man to help fix problem and he tell that Talk Area will be work on Monday thank you.


April 19th 2005
Hello fans. CD is done. Video is done. New site is close done. New shirts is done. New posters is done. More things is done. But need to have monies to pay to get CD make and shirt make. I need the monies for that but don't want to do a crime because of probation. I hope to have a release of it June so that this will be the summer of Mitch. I hope to soon have sneaky preview of CD sounds on site. Thank you for keep being respect fan.


NEW CONTEST:
Hey yo fans! The ILL Mitch Fan Club is holding a contest of sorts. All you have to do to enter is make an advertisment featuring ILL Mitch against roller blades...you can draw it or use pictures or whatever. The winners piece will be sent to ILL Mitch himself and they will be sent a random pin/button type thing. Be creative and original and have fun!


Random Ill Mitch Quotes from Webpage and Songs
-I sometime punch while rap
-On full moon I ride with boner
-Hey yo fans, hey yo hommies
-CD is "smashed" hit
-I have never punched a woman.....yet
-Hey ladies fans can we fall in love, I fit with you like a boxing glove, you need me, and I accept it, I believe in love, I no skeptic
-Find my car keys, You are leaving
-Got in fight last night. Won very strongly. But still was bad day
-I win goldfish at fair. Was good night for games.
-Like my volvo?
-People say they with me cuz my raps are clever, really it's cuz I'm in love forever
-Your momma's whack, your granny's whack, keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
-Clean my area
-Have not been able to do news for fans since been in jail for 2 weeks
-Some are mad when rap, but I am fun
-This message go to the guy who steal my phone card. When catched you get hit more hard then you ever think you could. Be watching for Ill I am coming.

ILL MITCH LOVES YOU ALL.

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